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You know that feeling when you finally pull on your pyjamas after a long day? – That’s what Amuseables Rainbow Birthday Cake brings to her cake shop team. Jellina Birthday Cake crafts the visuals. Cheri Cake deepens the flavors. And Rainbow brings all the feels.Entering the shop? –  Like being hugged by a loved one. Opening the cake box? – Like hearing a choir in perfect harmony. And the mouthfeel of their actual masterpieces? – Like dipping your toes into a river of warm butterscotch.It’s a mystery how Rainbow does it. You’ll just have to experience it for yourself.

As an esteemed 'salad stylist', Amuseables Eggplant takes her culinary responsibilities seriously. Never one to wilt under pressure, this glossy guru believes that presentation is everything – because yes, even salads deserve chic makeovers!And when not leafing through the latest veg-vogue trends, Eggplant is swapping colour-matching tips with her friend – and social media sensation – Amuseables Avocado. (If you thought green was tricky? Try purple!) 

Jolly Gingerbread Fred may have hopped straight out of the tin, but this guy's always looking smart! In soft golden biscuit fur with scalloped stitch icing, embroidered buttons and a red tartan bow, Fred is a forever festive friend!

Ever the worrier, Amuseables Pretzel has a tendency to tie herself up in knots. And while she loves her job as a legal secretary, the caseload can get a little heavy.Prioritising laughter and rest help her unwind. She’s a regular at Amuseables Cauliflower and Banana’s stand-up gigs. She’s also rather ticklish. Once, at a wedding, she burst into fits of giggles when a guest squeezed past wearing a feather boa.Friday afternoons off are always spent floating lazily down the Thames, watching the world (and her worries) go by.

Amuseables Peanut loves nothing better than dress up for an occasion – even if that’s just going downstairs for breakfast.His reindeer outfit was an attempt to “help out” with Santa’s Christmas Eve deliveries (read: sample the advent calendar chocolates). It didn’t work out – his incognito disguise was ruffled minutes in – but it did lead to a lifelong friendship with Sofia Reindeer!

Amuseables Happy Boiled Egg is most definitely morning person. A very, very, very morning person. Up with the sunrise, yolk beaming, already halfway through her to-do list before most Amuseables have even blinked.She leads the breakfast club at Jellycat Café, organizing motivational talks, kombucha tastings, and the occasional sunrise conga (to Timmy Turtle’s eternal dismay). She’s good friends with Laughing Egg – though even he needs a lie-down after brunch with her.She’s sunny-side up, all day long – and absolutely not sorry about it.

As front of house at the Jellycat Patisserie, Amuseables Croissant greets every guest with a bow, a beaming smile and – if you're lucky – a chocolate sample from the tray.He’s quietly smitten with Head Chef Brigitte Brioche (though Amuseables Coffee Cup says it’s obvious), and spends weekends at Gare du Nord, timing the Eurostar to the second.Trainspotting might not be the most Parisian of pastimes, but Croissant’s committed. He’s even planning a London café (and rail) tour – just as soon as he plucks up the courage to invite Brigitte…

Amuseables Avocado takes breakfast very seriously – like any true Millennial.With a trendy plush pit and a walk that suggests he knows his stuff, he’s a certified toast connoisseur, known for holding court at brunch and offering advice on crumb structure and optimal toasting techniques.His opinions are strong (sourdough: incredible; rye: controversial), and his standards are sky-high.Rumour has it he once rejected a slice as it “kneaded work”.

Vivacious Vegetable Carrot has been going missing. Or so claims Timmy Turtle, who’s currently in disguise (in his Garden Gnome outfit) to catch the culprit.In truth, Carrot’s just joined a twilight clog dancing class with Glenny Goat and Carys Caterpillar. He’s always first to arrive, always clacking the loudest, and has politely tried to explain the situation. But Timmy remains convinced there’s a conspiracy. So, for now, Carrot keeps dancing… and leaves a decoy in the vegetable patch, just to be safe. He’s a considerate sort, even mid-routine!

Vivacious Vegetable Broccoli is a soul sensation. With a crown of bouncy green florets and a serious glitterball obsession, he’s the reigning king of Saturday nights.When the mirrorball drops, it’s straight into the spotlight. With the lights down and the volume up, that’s when he comes alive – his stalk shimmies are legendary.Despite the fame, he’s never outgrown his roots. He still jams with cousin Amuseables Broccoli, who fronts a metal band. Their sessions are... eclectic.

A quirky addition to any tree, the Festive Folly Pear Decoration is glamorous, sparkly and a little goofy. Our cuddly pear has gold jersey fur, a neat green leaf and chocolate stalk, and a jacquard ribbon for fastening in place.

Pop over for a proper brew with Amuseables Vicky Teapot.Her kettle's always on, her finest crockery is always piled up with your favourite biscuits (buttery, jammy or chocolatey?) and she's always got time for a chat with her friends.So whatever's on your mind – big decision or just the latest gossip – a cuppa with Vicky will make everything better.

A master of tape, tags, and tension-free twine, Amuseables Tree Cookie is a gift-wrapping expert. From baubles to bicycles there’s nothing he can’t wrap – just give him some space and watch the magic happen.It’s not just the technique – it’s the flair. He signs off every parcel with a perfect bow and a wink of cinnamon. (Ribbon curls? You bet.) He once wrapped a snow shovel for Timmy Turtle – and made it look like a sleigh!If you bring the wrapping paper, Amuseables Tree Cookie will bring the skills.

Amuseables Toffee Apple loves taking care of her pearly whites. Sweet on the outside, and sensible at the core, the only thing shinier than her skin? Her teeth.Yes, she’s sticky. Yes, she’s a treat. But she brushes twice a day, flosses rigorously, and keeps emergency mouthwash in a secret compartment.The only day more exciting than Halloween is her six-month check-up!

Amuseables Toastie Pink and White Marshmallows are inseparable – especially when it’s chilly. Their idea of adventure? A blanket, a good book, and a mug of something hot.They’re connoisseurs of cocoa, with varying opinions on swirl technique and a firm stance on cinnamon (pro, if sprinkled). Pink likes her chocolate dark and dramatic. White prefers it sweet, with extra cream and drunk through a straw (don’t ask).Together, they’re the ultimate winter warmers – cozy, comforting, and always up for a heartwarming chat.

Amuseables Strawberry is a romantic at heart – and a matchmaker by trade. With her rose-red fuzz, leafy fringe, and impeccable instincts, she’s orchestrated more meet-cutes than a rainy bookshop in spring.She’s got a sixth sense for chemistry (plus a very detailed chart) and can often be found pairing pastries with fruit, socks with sandals (controversial, but trust her), and even Avocado with Toast – a classic, she insists.

Amuseables Star Cookie is sweet, crisp, and impeccably polite. An official Good Manners Coach, she specialises in firm yet gentle handshakes, thank-you notes, and the delicate art of not double-dipping. (You’d be surprised how many Jellies need reminding!)Her frosting may sparkle, but she’s no pushover. With a polite ahem and a perfectly arched sprinkle, she’s even got Amuseables Peanut to start using coasters.Well-spoken, well-mannered and well-liked by all, she’ll help you master your Ps and Qs.

Despite the name, Amuseables Sourdough has rather a sweet tooth.He dreams of managing his local sweetshop – complete with jars of jellybeans, dancing liquorice, and the odd mallow maypole (Amuseables Pink and White Marshmallows can never resist a twirl!).Softer than he looks, he’s the first to pop a few extra treats in the bag.

Amuseables Slice of Pizza is a self-taught food historian and tomato-sauce theorist, best known for his headline lecture Crust and Culture: A Global Journey in Six Cheeses.Fascinated by the sociology of snacking, he can talk for hours about the origins of the margherita. (He once held a four-hour debate on whether crusts count as a border or an invitation.)He’s warm, well-read, and always up for a debate – ideally over lunch! And he’s got a question for you: to pineapple, or not to pineapple…?

Amuseables Sardine Tin is a master of efficiency. As part-time logistics manager at Swinley Boar’s Boar Store, he’s in charge of inventory, crate-stacking, and ensuring all supplies are tinned, tagged, and bagged for action. He’s got a spreadsheet for everything (organized by brine level, of course) and although some think meticulous efficiency might be boring, he’s surprisingly good company once he opens up.  Never ask what’s in tin number four, though… He’s sworn to secrecy!